Mermaid deals and the Titanic 1912

This visual cornucopia combines the allure of a beautiful mermaid with the historic and deals tragic sinking of the ill-fated Titanic in April 1912. Some maritime disaster experts contend that due to a lack of clothing, our aqua lady would not have survived – or at least not appeared so prom-ready and hot – in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic Ocean that awful night when so many passengers perished. To that end, I have vague plans to issue a revised painting depicting her with more appropriate attire, possibly a faux porpoise hide wrap that would have been more fashionable in the 1900s. Then again, maybe not.